While candidates continue to quarrel over non-issues (sorry Chey), they continue to overlook the obvious …
“It’s 1 am, you’ve been sleeping for two hours. You’re hungry. The food dishes sit on the kitchen counter, clean and ready for early breakfast. You quietly meow in the help’s ear. They obediently follow your instructions, waiting until you’re done.”
“It’s 1 am … who do you trust?”
“And, if the phone rings during the night, especially, while early breakfast is being served, ignore it.”
Meezer Rule: Always be insistent. It will lead to faithful allegiance and obedience to your schedule.
Oh, you are so right! (Although my mom calls this being “screamy.”)
I’ve tried to discuss the issues. Alas none of the humans even remember what they are…
That’s the most important wule of all!
excellent rule!!! just how did you train your humans to get up? when we meow in mommy’s ear, she just tells us to cut it out and go to sleep.
Help! My mom fell over laughing with your comment and she can’t get up!
(Or, just send us some treats and we’ll wait for her.)
Hey guys, I use the same techniques for breakfast. I jump on my campaign manager until she can’t stand it and then she serves food !!!!!
Just dropping by to let you know that you should come on by and enter the “I’m too sexy…..Cato’s Catwalk Contest.” You guys are way clever and I’m sure you’ll “dominate” the contest
And if the quiet meows fail to arouse … try little kitty kisses.. and whisker tickles. Works every time where I rule.