It’s too late already!
We have taken over with the aide of our friends and allies across the world. Meezers now run the world.
We are interested in one thing only … to be worshipped, to be revered, to be served. We have our stinky goodness and crunchies. We have our treats … shrimp, ham, tuna, and salmon. We have our catnip, kitty grass, and toys.
Our added advantage is that we know how to converse. We use an immense vocabulary. Make no mistake, meezers always get their point across.
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The meezer leadership is spread throughout the world. We are seen as friends, but actually we occupy the highest of positions. We make the decisions that matter. We offer the most valued of advice.
These are some of our valued meezer leaders …
(taken in March 2004)
Egypt, Meezer Regent
Caroline, Meezer Regent (Sweet and Beautiful)
Sammy & Miles, Adventurous and Courageous
(now with added gingersnap and Nicholas Meezer)
Koko & Nicky, The Monkeyboys
(conquering outer space)
Midnight, Maxie, & Tuxie, Meezer Allies
Bonny & Molly, The Next Generation
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All kitties, big and small, will benefit from Meezer World Domination. Premium stinky goodness and crunchies will be plentiful and the standard. Everyone will have the best of catnip, kitty grass, and toys. Naps, laps, and play will be the way of life.
Once the Meezer World Domination is completely established, meezers will expand their influence and domination to other planets. And, all will know Galactic Meezer Domination!
Wow, this is amazing! World Domination by Meezers…..
YAY!!!!!!! It has finally arrived. WE RULE THE WERLD!!!!!
Holy moly, my sis Caroline wouldn’t be quiet for two whole seconds in the last few days! I thought she was MAKING STUFF UP (yes, it’s caps because she frequently screams stuff), but I guess SHE WASN’T!
I am guessing that this will make Cheysuli an easy winner for President in ’08. I can think of worse things than a world run by Meezers.
I always knew we would! Just a matter of time! Tara
Sammy is my boyfriendcat, so I feel totally protected. Let the werld dom-men-nat-shun begin.
Make way for tomorrow! WMD = Bad. MWD = Excellent!
NOTE: It’s the other WMD, not William.
Awesome! We are very happy that MWD has arrived. We don’t really have any true Meezers here, but that’s ok.
Luf, Us
Oops. That previous post should have been from Forty Paws. Sorry.
Luf, Us
Awesome! We are very happy that MWD has arrived. We don’t really have any true Meezers here, but that’s ok.
Luf, Us
You’ve got the support of two bean here…the dh, dog & rabbits might put up a fuss…but since I control the stinky goodness for all of them…they’ll not put up a fuss.
Let the domination begin!!!!
WOO HOO!!! More allies in the battle!!!!
My brother Latte & I are VERY happy to hear this!!!
It sounds like the Feline Theocracy might have a role to play as well! An alliance, perhaps?
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Wow! My borther Jack says thinks I might be part meezer ’cause I talk a lot and have lots of words! Can I be part of the Meezer World Domination even though I’m a black girl-cat?
If Egypt’s meezer on the inside, you could use a few more Attack Tabbies, right? MWD! Cats Rule!
Greetings. It is VITALLY important that I join this site. Vital, I tell you. Please contact me as a matter of urgency.
over and out.
Greetings. I am doing my part for world domination by running for president. How do I join?
I knew I ruled the house but am glad to know world domination is here for meezers!! That was valuable information!
Ah, at last, a site made for me! Because I’m worth it.
Greetings, pals! We are pleased with your site, spreading the word, and also are deeply honored to be included as leaders of the domination into Outer Space! Believe us, it has not been easy, but we are happy that so many of our ilk are involved in MWD and teaching the youngsters a thing or two about it as well! In the future, we will probably need to give some reassurance to lesser life forms (humans, dogs) that we really bear no ill will–we are just destined to rule. Power to the Meezers!
Will Black Meezers be admitted into the new world government? I hope so because I am a little black Meezer and I would like to be Prime Minister of Kisses!
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My momma Ellie already knew that Meezers dominate the world. She rules our house but wouldn’ mind expanding her rule one bit.
We already knowed Meezer rooled tha world, hee hee. But it’s nice ta see it on tha web.
Does any one else fink that Caroline looks like mine big sisfur, Missy Blue Eyes? Whoa.
Meezers rule!!
Luv,
Katie Too